Kids will make your house smell like an outhouse sometimes.

Most furniture will not come out unscathed when you have kids.

Do not take your sick kids places just because it is easier for you.

Freedom should not be taken for granted.

Be prepared for boogers everywhere.

It is frustrating that there is such a divide in items for kids.

Have a consistent bedtime routine as much as possible.

It seems like at a certain point, kids will always be on loud.

Learn to repair things yourself, and teach your kids how to repair them as well.

Keep small items that your child can choke on up and away from the kids.